Is posting a list of couples at a school the correct action against increased public displays of affection?

seems pretty petty to me for a school official to do this. But in retaliation all the students in the school should pair up and make like they are in a relationship with another of the same gender. Then insist they all be added to the list. I suspect the principal will back off pretty fast once the whole school comes out as gay and demands they be on the list.